If you have to ask if it’s BIG enough, IT’S NOT

There are so many “little guys” that just don’t have what it takes to satisfy me. A lot of them have been calling me this weekend. Maybe all that macho superbowl stuff reminded them how inadequate they are, with their tiny little pin-dicks. One guy told me his cock was the size of a tube of lip balm, can you believe it? I can, because some of these losers send me photos. Maybe you can believe it because you’re one of them.

Some guys call me and they aren’t sure if their little pencil dicks are small or big enough so here are a couple of hints: if your little dick gets lost in the palm of your hand when you try to stroke it… if a girl has ever asked you if it was in yet… if you have ever asked yourself or someone else if it was big enough… then it’s probably not. That’s right, if you have too ask if it’s BIG enough, it’s not.

Now here’s a little clue about how I feel about it: Since a shrimp-dick loser like you is basically useless as a man, you deserve to be embarrassed and humiliated. You’re going to call me and I’m going to make sure you get good and used to the feeling of your two fingers rubbing that pathetic little thing while I tease you laugh at just how tiny it is because it’s sure not getting any bigger, is it?

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